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Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a
sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently
humorous. (Sir Winston Churchill loved them)

# Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
# The last thing I want to do is hurt you ...but it's still on my list.
# Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak
# If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
# We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.
# War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
# Knowledge, is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
# To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
# I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
# In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of an emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor.
# Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
# You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
# I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
# To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
# Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
# You're never too old to learn something stupid
# I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find someone older than me. Sadly this is true!!!

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