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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Youtube ==<br />
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Perception Check - by Tom Cardy - YouTube<br />
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjlYFWLUDBQ<br />
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== Lyrics ==<br />
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Perception Check - Tom Cardy Lyrics [https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tomcardy/perceptioncheck.html]<br />
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On the horizon of this forest path, you see a group of dark cloaked figures slowly trudging towards you. What do you do?<br />
My half-orc barbarian braces her greathammer and- that's a one<br />
Critical fail. Steve, what do you do?<br />
Well, I believe in anticipation, my rogue would try and hide behind a tree- okay, I rolled a one<br />
That's another critical fail. Tom, what does your human bard do?<br />
Active Perception Check<br />
...That's a natural 20<br />
Let's fucking go<br />
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I feel it in my fingers<br />
I feel it in my toes<br />
These muthafuckas mean to harm us<br />
And they got to go<br />
So come on, get 'em now!<br />
You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my<br />
Tight crew<br />
There's no escaping it<br />
I can perceive you<br />
Here's what we're gonna do<br />
Me and ma boys gonna mess you up<br />
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I rolled a one<br />
I rolled a one<br />
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Fuck<br />
My boys are otherwise engaged<br />
So I'm gonna bring it all myself<br />
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Hey, I forgot, you're supposed to tell me what I see, right?<br />
Yes, thank you. Let's just slow it all down a bit. So, you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-<br />
I cast Vicious Mockery, nat 20, let's go<br />
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You're a short muthafucka<br />
And nobody likes you<br />
SHORT!<br />
Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is"<br />
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships<br />
When you were born, everybody thought that you were just a head<br />
But then the doctor said<br />
"Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it"<br />
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Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure. Perception check, please<br />
Nat 20, let's go!<br />
You perceive the figure was so short because it was a CHILD<br />
It's always a kid<br />
Specifically the child you've been looking for for the last 15 days game time and 5 days of our actual lives<br />
Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better. His body's just lying there, right? Right?<br />
Yes...? Don't-<br />
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Loot that body<br />
Gotta loot that body now<br />
Loot that body!<br />
Gotta loot that muthafucka!<br />
Play my flute when I loot that dead kid's body<br />
Bitch<br />
</pre></div>Kenneth